I found this one on the lovely Cherie's blog...
Google in your name and your needs.
Here's what I got:
"Irene needs a skirt or two." If you say so. I really need more running socks.
"Irene needs a refill on her medications..." Well, if you count Elidel cream for eczema, well, then, yeah...
"Irene needs to make a decision: should she try to lose weight with a diet program again or should she see the psychologist?" Perhaps a diet psychologist?
"Irene needs a purse..." Kate Spade or Coach would be nice.
"Irene needs to raise 4500.00 euros." Don't we all?
"Irene needs more "personal psychic details" so she can complete my Personal Forecast & Life Development Chart." Sure thing. I'm on it.
"Irene needs a friend." There's always room for more friends.
"Irene needs adventure like most of us need air."
"Irene needs all the moisture it can get in the current environment it has. Chances for anything more than that are too low to really mention." Hmmm... I was a tropical front!
Irene needs another "Paris." Well, if you count the Las Vegas Paris, then, I could even deal with that... Never been to France.